Wednesday, September 10, 2008

alert for all

shit man what the crap,

today i was playing the BASS man and it was really cool, I had this riff going that was like soo good man.

then suddenly an insect of HUGE proportion came to me, its wings flapping ten million time per second, MOCKING the speed of my fingers as they sped through the fretboard!!!

so I was like yeah right what do you know about anything LOL if youre so fast how come spider webs trap you and they dont even move LOL

so I attempted a trick i have learned now that I live with a swamp closeby, a trick well suited to the elimination of most insectoids: swat

i reared my right hand and with great energy, and great power, I swung with all my MIGHT at the insect...
...
but it proved a more devious opponent, as it simply dodged with ease my feat of defeat, causing me to become overbalanced and the bass's strap to dislodge

and so still I rub my foot; on top of which the bass fell.

this post is alert to ALL, that insect can sometime cause great pain to man (us).

Monday, September 8, 2008

history of self and me

welcome all,
this is a special post that stands out because of its nature: scientific.

It is time to analyze what has come to pass between my birth and now.

I come from the lands of death and darkness where everyone was a murderer or bandit. The doom and destruction of this place cannot be described, only understood. With strong spell and smart strike, my power became like numbers; infinite. I left this land in humility, having learned a lesson akin to King Midas's (except that everything I touched died).

i feel this is a good background for a bass player. If you can survive daily fiery death, then learning to play should be a moderate challenge at best.

Friday, September 5, 2008

party day man

today i went to a party with people and friends, and alcohol and fun, and things and such

however the music was bad and when I heard it I wished I was home playing bass, man

so i told this to a guy and he said hey my favorite band is mars volta, and also I have a drum set how about I put it in your house?

and I was like, hey man that sounds like the second best thing that I have heard today...

because the first best thing I heard today was the bass, man

sup all

sup all! it time for bass man