history of self and me

welcome all,
this is a special post that stands out because of its nature: scientific.

It is time to analyze what has come to pass between my birth and now.

I come from the lands of death and darkness where everyone was a murderer or bandit. The doom and destruction of this place cannot be described, only understood. With strong spell and smart strike, my power became like numbers; infinite. I left this land in humility, having learned a lesson akin to King Midas's (except that everything I touched died).

i feel this is a good background for a bass player. If you can survive daily fiery death, then learning to play should be a moderate challenge at best.